A while ago, Kim Kardashian recorded a song called “Jam (Turn It Up)” which was produced by The Dream. The single was… awful. Kim really has no discernable talent – she can’ sing, she can’t dance, she can’t act. All she can do is jack her cat-face and push her ass out. Which brings me to the music video for the single. Now, I think Kim filmed the music video early this year – like, February. Gee, I wonder why this thing was buried for months? Oh, right. Here’s the “teaser” clip of the music video:
Um, did we really need to see the ass shot of Kim crawling on the ground? Did her ass need to be so shiny?!? The camera came in so close, I felt like Kim’s gynecologist (that poor bastard).
You know what I just realized? This is, like, my epiphany of the day: Kim Kardashian is not sexy in the least. You can dip her in a vat of baby oil, you can jack her cat-face with Botox and fillers, you can throw a mountain of makeup on her, you can put her in poorly-cut vinyl, but at the end of the day, Kim has the sex appeal of a wet noodle. Yikes.
In case you were just dying to hear the complete single:
Photos courtesy of Kim’s Celebuzz site.
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